Caption Contest Results | 4/26/14

By: Benjamin Hart

We're back with another batch of captions! This weeks it's Darth Vader throttling Elmo from Sesame Street! We asked our Facebook fans for captions, and they gave us plenty of awesome entries. The top rated captions are below!

Please note: unfortunately this will be the last weekly caption contest, at least for a while. After two years of great succes, we have decided to call it quits in favor focus on brand new awesome things. We look forward bringing you fresh content in the near future and we hope your stick around to enjoy it! MTFBWY!

1st Place | By: Kate Mora

2nd Place

Do not be proud of this fluffy terror you have constructed. Your cuteness is insignificant compared to the power of the force.
By: Gregory Chesny

I have tickled you for the for the last time!
Now get me the blue one, he has cookies!!!
By: Keith Armour

"I have waited a long time for this moment, my little red friend."
By: James Knill

It is not "Elmo's" world anymore.
By: Alec Walberg

Now, little puppet, we will indeed discuss just how to get to Sesame Street.
By: Adam McGlynn

"I wan't the Cookie Monster alive. No disintegrations."
By: Ian Potco FreeRealms

I have you now, annoying muppet.
By: Tom Vader

Elmo: Hi, I'm Elmo.. Ha ha ha.
Darth Vader: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take him away!
By: Eve Ambrose


3rd Place

Powerful you are Elmo!!! Join The Darkside!!!
By: Kenny Kraly Jr

I find your lack of fluffy fur disturbing!
By: David Spohn

"Call me 'Tickle Me Vader' one more time! I dare you!"
By: Jason McKelvey

You have tickled me for the last time, Captain Elmo!
By: Michael Wood

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to the rebel base?
By: Angelo Salanitri

I find your lack of tickles disturbing!
By: David Hackett

If this is Sesame Street
Where is the Letter V?
By: Zac Sharkbait Arnold

"You have tickled me for the last time."
By: Clayton Talley

Elmo... I am your father.
By: Logan Parker

"Never let the Emperor hear you compare him to Oscar the Grouch again."
By: Ryan Weavell

You are part of the Muppet Alliance and a traitor. Take him away!
By: Hayden Owen

You are part of the Muppet Alliance and a traitor. Take him away!
By: David Hackett

I find your lack of batteries disturbing.
By: James Holmes

Congrats to this week's winners, and a very special thanks to all the  participants in this contest over the past two years! Fun fact: this week's photo is actually the very first picture to be featured as the caption contest. Be sure to check out a collection of caption contest photos from the past on our Facebook page!

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Caption Contest Results | 4/18/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are again with another load of captions! This week the our Facebook audience submitted their captions of this photo featured the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Vader, doing the dishes. The top rated captions are listed below:

1st Place | By: Michaela Keene

2nd Place

I find your lack of Bacon disturbing.
By: Glenn McCready

"The grime is strong on this one."
By: Tom Uppington

The Dark Lord of the Dish...
By: Adam McGlynn

I find the lack of soap disturbing.
By: Ryan Dudley

Next time I force choke somebody, I'll make sure it's not their turn to do the dishes.
By: Kurt Buzgo

"'Come to the Dark Side' he said. 'No more dishes' he said.... geesh..."
By: Beckie Buchko

"Isn't this Padmé's Job, oh wait that's right."
By: Ryan Toohey

I said Dark side not BURNT!
By: Dejawavu DZ-twentysixfortysix

I am altering the meal. Pray I don't alter it again...
By: Mike Kirkman


3rd Place

I like everything on the Dark Side
Except the food
By: Zac Sharkbait Arnold

You don't know the power of the cooking side.
By: Eduardo Vargas

Let the Death Star be destroyed and now stuck with washing chores for a year.
By: David Young

"Don't be too proud of this greasy frying pan you've made breakfast with. The ability to clean greased pans with my bare hands is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
By: Ameera Mourad

Ouch this is hot! oh well its not like I haven't been burned before!
By: Harry Wheeler

Join the Dark Side. It will be fun they said..... never said I had to do the dishes from the cookies!!!
By: Misha L. Etherson

I made some eggs. They were a bit on the "dark side".
By: Alec Walberg

The Emperor likes his Eggs over easy you fools your lack of competence will not please him!!!
By: Bobby Marcrum

I find the lack of counter space disturbing.
By: Jim Varga

I find your lack of Red Hot disturbing... I put that Sith on everything.
By: Greg Morrill

"The Sauce is strong on this one."
By: Todd Phillips

The Dish Washer has failed me for the last time.
By: Chris Campbell

After the Death Star blew Vader went through some hard times.
By: Carl Johnson


Congratulations to the winners and big thanks to everyone involved! Be sure to 'Like' our Facebook page, we will be posting the last weekly caption contest there next week! You don't want to miss that!

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Caption Contest Results | 4/12/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are again with more caption contest results! This time our awesome Facebook fans captioned this photo of Chewbacca and Boba Fett checking out a car's engine. The hilarious results are below:

1st Place | Derrick Dollens

2nd Place

"It´s no good to me dead."
By: Alejandro Rodriguez Calvillo

It's called anti-freeze.. Too bad your buddy Han Solo never heard of it!
By: Mike Miller

What if it dies? It's worth a lot to me!
By: Chris Ellison

No! NO! THIS one goes HERE, That one goes THERE!
By: Jason Allaway


3rd Place

She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts...
By: Angus-Vader McInnes

"No, no, no! THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there. Alright?"
By: Conrad Bender

Have you checked the Dilithium crystals?
By: Jon Jackson

Fett: I want this car alive, it's no use to me dead.
By: Garrison Calmer Dighton

See what ludicrous speed does to your engine!
By: Jarrod Beard

Wook here, Boba, throwing a fett won't help anything!!!
By: Darrell S Sechrest


Congrats the winners and big thanks to everyone who participated this week! We will only be doing the caption contest for a few more weeks, so be sure 'Like' our Facebook page to take part in the last few contests! 

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Caption Contest Results | 4/4/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are with another batch of caption contest results! This week the featured photo includes Luke Skywalker(Mark Hamill) on Dagobah with Master Yoda, along with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog from The Muppets! We asked for captions, and our awesome Facebook audience responded. The top rated captions are below:

1st Place | Florin Corneliu Pîtea

2nd Place

Bacon - Hah! A Jedi craves not such things!
By: Chris Ellison

This week, on Celebrity Wife Swap, Dagobah Edition.
By: Adam McGlynn

Legs? A Muppet craves not those things.
By: Andrés Carrandi Esmenjaud


3rd Place

"Oh Luke, your Midi-chlorian count is so high.. much higher the Kermit's."
By: Colin Quinn Clements

You said your name was Ham-mill?
We must be related!
By: Zac Sharkbait Arnold

"I'm sorry, Miss Piggy, I know you're in to green men, but Jedi are forbidden to love."
By: Benjamin James

May the Pork be with you.
By: GLen Q Rhodes


Congrats and thanks respectively the winners and all participants this week! 'Like' our Facebook page for more caption contests, plus all the latest news!

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Caption Contest Results | 3/28/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Another caption contest is in the books! This week the featured photo is of a squad of Stormtroopers facing off against everyone's favorite Fedora wearing archaeologist, Indiana Jones(and his dad). We asked for captions on Facebook, and you responded! The top 'Liked' captions are listed below:

1st Place | Jason McKelvey

2nd Place

"I told you.....don't call me Han!"
By: Ian Pugh

Indy, is that... Yes, dad. Future Nazis!
By: David Kelley

Meanwhile, in the real world, fans everywhere can't decide which theme music they'd rather hear playing over this scene....
By: Adam McGlynn

Stop worrying, Dad, they never hit what they aim at.
By: Edward Stewart

Indy: "You belong in a museum!"
By: Aidan Beasley

You may have us outnumbered but you are clearly outmatched!
By: Esska Utfar

"Halt!"
"Junior, should I use my umbrella again?"
"No, dad, I doubt they can hit us."
By: Garrison Calmer Dighton

Throw me the Death Star plans and I'll throw you the whip.
By: Chris Panuzzo

Indy: "Stormtroopers... I hate these guys"
Prof. Jones: "You call this archaeology?"
By: Sławek Miklas

Junior, you don't need to be a shield. You of all people should know they always miss.
By: Josh Barrett

Filming Star Wars VII: The Crystal Skull Strikes Back.
By: Joshua Paul Bishop

Space Nazis...I hate these guys!
By: Kevin E. Quantmeyer


3rd Place

"I'll take care of this, Dad, they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."
By: Steve Ramsey

Even when he discovers in a moment that he's out of bullets, something tells me the whip and umbrella will still be enough to win....
By: Rob Fossey

"For the last time...I'm not captain Solo!"
By: Albert Flores

"Our situation has NOT improved!"
By: John Hutchins

We're not the adventurers you're looking for.
By: Zach Daab

Dad, meet my enemies from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
By: Jacob Bright

Junior, don't waste your time, they can't hit you at this range.
I'll shoot first!
By: Katrina Churchwell

It's no use, Solo, we see through your disguise.
By: Brian Herrera

Indy: Don't worry. We're well out of range.
By: Liza Marie Hackman

I need to come up with a better Holodeck program.... 
By: Jesse Lande

Indy shot first.
By: Gene McCarthy

Congratulations to the winners big thanks to everyone who submitted captions this week! Keep an eye on our Facebook page for future contests! Also, unfortunately we do not know who the cosplayers in photo are. If you have any info about them or who took the photo, please email us so we can properly credit them: swunderworld@gmail.com

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Caption Contest Results | 3/21/13

By: Benjamin Hart

We're back with a monster sized batch of caption contest results! Our featured photo this week is of Master Yoda with the Incredible Hulk of the Marvel universe. Our Facebook fans submitted their captions, and voted for their favorites. All of the top rated captions are below:

1st Place | Dave Mally Malpass

2nd Place

Yoda: Much anger in you I sense.
Hulk: Tiny Hulk talk funny
By: John Bonar

Much anger I sense in you...
By: Rick Jackson

Control your anger, you must.
By: David McKowen

Control, control, you must learn control!
By: Gregory Chesny

Smash or smash not, there is no try
By:Jim Bob & William Horn

Judge me by my size, do you?
Santiago Juárez

"Lift do you even?"
By: Kareem Hosn

Large you are, hard you will fall. Unfortunate that is...
By:Jim Varga

Strong we are, together we... SMASH!!!...Yes, smash.
By: Steve Ramsey

“You will know (the good from the bad) when you are calm, at peace. Passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.”
By: Tim Holmes

"Arriving late, Kermit is."
By: José Mariano Pulfer

Anger is the path to the dark side. Control it you must.
By: Jake William Damon

Your father, I am. Kermit, your brother is.
By: Christy Vance VanMor

Better actor, you must find. If a sequel, you wish to have.
By: Ryan Veosmith

Owned now by Disney, we are. A strange day, this is.
By: Colten Wilson


3rd Place

Hulk, your father I am...
By: Väinö Honkanen & Steven Hull

Size matters not.
By: Christopher Walsh

Green like Hulk... Strong Like Hulk?
Judge me by my color do you?
By: Carl Williams

Not the father I am!!
By: Joseph Savage

The truth, Obi-wan did not tell you, Your father I am.
By: Zac Huffines

"Son of mine, you are not."
By: Michaela Keene

Fear leads to anger. 
Anger leads to hate.
Hate, leads to suffering.
By: Hayden Muirhead

Remind me of myself 700 years ago you do.
By: Jason Wesbrooks

When 900 years old you reach, look like me you will.
By: Kurt Buzgo

Fear leads to anger, anger leads t- Oh, my GOD!!!!
By: Adam McGlynn

"Much anger I sense in you."
"Learn to control it I will show you."
By: Joseph Dunnavant

Feel the power of the green side!
By: John Latimer

Wait for Kermit we must , then family photo we can take.
By: Darren Walker

Judge me by my size do you!?
By: Larin Backhaus & Kris Hamilton

"Control Anger you must. Anger leads to the dark side"
By: Krystal Paquette

''Republic Credits in your pocket is that, or happy to see me are you?''
By: Mark Rockwell

Congrats and thanks to all the winners and participants this time! 'Like' our Facbook page and get ready for next week's contest

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Caption Contest Results | 3/14/14

By: Benjamin Hart

We're back with a load of new captions, selected by you! This week the featured photo is that of a Stormtrooper and a miniature Darth Vader. All of the hilarious captions, courtesy of our Facebook fans, are below:

1st Place | By: Isaac Keene

2nd Place

I am altering my size!... Pray I don't alter it any further!
By: David Hackett

Aren't you a little short to be a Sith lord?
By: John Santiago

Your advantage in height is insignificant in comparison to the power of the Force.
By: Seth Fornerette


3rd Place

Aren't you a little tall to be a Stormtrooper?
By: Dave Mally Malpass

Trooper: "It's nice to finally meet you Lord Vader, but I really thought you'd be taller." 
Vader: "Don't make me force choke you below the belt."
By: Jason Underwood

"You don't know the power of the Dwarf Size!!!"
By: Peter Corrigan

Aren't you a little short for a sith loaghhhhhh!!
By: Angelo Salanitri

Inform the Emperor the new weapon works....
By: Joe Sisk

I joined the Dark Side. Where are my COOKIES!?!?!
By: Chris Panuzzo

You are no longer allowed to say: Lord Vader will appear shortly.
By: Jeffrey Sabo

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you find my teddy, I want him alive!"
By: Shane J. Jantz


Kudos to everyone who participated this week, and congrats to the winners! Go 'Like' our Facebook page to keep up with future caption contest!

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Caption Contest Results | 3/8/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are with another load of captions! This week the featured photo was off a seemingly hungry Cat attempting to chow down on a Lego Clone Trooper. The top rated submissions from our awesome Facebook fans(which now number over 50,000) are below:

1st Place | Simon Stormtrooper Young

2nd Place

Sar-catt: in its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over 1000 years.
By: Meghan Dias

"I'll try eating a Clone Trooper. The Wookiee was a little chewy."
By: Dave Mally Malpass

In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.....
By: Chris Ellison

"Wilhelm Scream"
By: Spencer John Ramsey


3rd Place

"And now young Lego...you will die."
By: Joe Hilditch

The nom nom nom is strong with this one.
Jeff Innes -4

Get me a Wookiee! These clones aren't Chewie enough!
By: Patrick James Milligan

Tk421 why aren't you at your post?
By: Jason Indoe & Ron C Montana

Initiate order kitty-litter.
By: Kevin Stacey

That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose....... Kitties are known to do that!
By: Chris Ellison

I told you that was too big to be an Ewok.
By: Jay Excell

Big thanks to everyone who took part in the contest this week, and congrats to the winners! 'Like' our Facebook page to keep up with future contests, as well as all the latest Star Wars news!

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Caption Contest Results | 3/1/14

By: Benjamin Hart

We're back with another round of captions! This week our awesome Facebook fans took to captioning this photo of Luke Skywalker inspecting his father's Lightsaber in a very dangerous manor as Ben Kenobi looks on. The top 'liked' captions are below!

1st Place | By: Scott Thackrey

2nd Place

This kid's dumb enough to kiss his sister....
By: Mason Rainwater

It was your mothers. She wanted your sister to have it when she was old enough.
By: Brian Herrera

This is not the end you're looking for.
By: Adam James Levers

Luke: This is one funky telescope.
Ben: That's no telescope.
By: John Santiago

"You know, Luke, that's how your father died."
By: Stephen Marshal Bove


3rd Place

Careful with that....you'll put an eye out.
By: Charles DePort

I swear I just put batteries in this.
By: Brian Herrera

Handed the most powerful weapon in the galaxy... instantly points it at his face.
By: Ryan Lipshay & Jacob Moore

I was a Jedi like you
Until I took a Lightsaber to the eye.
By: Martine LaSorsa

So this is an eye phone?
By: Brian Herrera

I think I broke your kaleidoscope. Oh wait I found the switch.
By: Brian Herrera

Is this a shake weight?
By: Josh Jones

I took that from your father for doing the same thing.
By: Brian Herrera

Finger one inch away from turning this from a epic trilogy to a hilarious short story.
By: David Danville

Look at Obi-Wan's expression. "That boy is supposed to be our last hope?"
By: Jöshua Payne

Yep, pretty sure your flute is broken.
By: Harry Wheeler

So, the Force is in this thing?
By: Tracey White

Obi Wan - "This is the guy whose supposed to save the universe? May the Force be with us all."
By: Ishaan Saxena

Moments before Leia became an only child...
By: David McKowen

"This may not be the last hope that I am looking for."
By: Alexander Joshua Tansiongco


Congrats to all the winners and big thanks to everyone who particpated, we had a massive turnout this week! Keep an eye out for more caption contests by 'liking' our Facebook page.

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Caption Contest Results | 2/21/14

By: Benjamin Hart

The results are in! This week we featured this photo of Darth Vader inside a TARDIS from Doctor Who. Our Facebook fans submitted their captions and voted up their favorites. The top rated captions are featured below!

1st Place | By: Jacob McElroy

2nd Place

NOW I AM THE MASTER.
By: Chris Panuzzo

"Come, Luke! This guy says he can save your mom and grandmother!"
By: Zachary Eden

I have a breathing mask now, breathing masks are cool.
By: Andy Peachey

I have altered the past, pray I don't alter it further.
By: Drax Thomas


3rd Place

No! I am your Doctor!
By: Tony Lombardo

"Luke, I am your Doctor!"
By: Jacob Ford

Time Lord? No, Dark Lord!
By: Misha L. Etherson

"I find your abundance of space disturbing."
By: Dave Mally Malpass

You have failed me for the last time doctor.
By: John Bivins

Now to fix the prequels!
By: James Tolley Sr.

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque..
By: Shannon Franklin

Bill, Ted- I'm waiting!!
By: Karyn Kelly

Doctor, I am your father!
By: Cathe Forester-Rosenfeldt

Still not a ginger.
By: Gordon Heying

Bravo to this weeks' winners and kudos to all who participated! Take part in future caption contests by 'liking' our Facebook page!

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Caption Contest Results | 2/13/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Yub Nub! We're back with another batch of caption contest results! This week our awesome Facebook fans submitted their captions for this photo of an Ewok in the driver's seat of a Delorean time machine. All the votes have been tallied up and the top rated captions are below:

1st Place | Dave Mally Malpass

2nd Place

Doc Brown soon learned not to park in the South Side of Endor.
By: Ryan Weavell

Nub, Nub, Nub...
By: Rene Vancelette

I must stop the prequels from being made.
By: Cameron Scarborough

I have a bad feeling about this.
By: Brian Coull

1.21 NUBawatts!!
By: Chris McGinty

This thing's older than the Millennium Falcon.....
By: Jason Blevins


3rd Place

Can has gigawatt??
By: Kevin Stacey

Must prevent the Ewok Christmas Special!
By: Patrick J Oehlke

Ewokalorian to the rescue!!!
By: Adam Todd Campbell

With a Flux Capacitor and great gas-mileage, no time is too long ago and no place too far, far away...
By: Tyler Sabicer

What's the matter McFly? Ewok?!
By: Andrés Carrandi Esmenjaud

"Marty, can't you see? We created Jar-Jar! So we have to destroy Jar-Jar."
By: Alec Walberg

We gotta go back Doc, we must prevent Episodes 1, 2 & 3 from being made!
By: Ryan Halley

Gotta go back and tell them "It's a trap!"
By: Gregor Manns

Big thanks to the participants and congrats to the winners! Don't forget to 'Like' our Facebook page to keep up with future contests!

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Caption Contest Results | 2/6/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are again with another round of caption contest results! The awesome people on our Facebook page answered the call to both caption this photo of a Stormtrooper driving a sports car and also vote for their favorites. The Trooper in the photo goes by the name Mathdude on a Lotus Elise forum. Major kudos to him for striking this awesome pose! Check out all the hilarious captions below:

1st Place | By: Alex Turner

2nd Place

Get your kicks executing order 66!!

By: Louie Ramirez

"TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy?"

By: Frankie Dimartini & John Gale

The reason TK-421 wasn't at his post.

By: Adam McGlynn

May the Forza be with you!

By: Leigh Kniggy Knightley

3rd Place

Fast and the 501st.

By: Thomas Coble

Millennium falcon's Kessel run record will be dust....

By: Errol Brown

Made the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, eh? That's cute.

By: Nicholas Moseley

"I'm on the Leader."

By: John Santiago

Must've gotten lost, been part of a convoy or something.

By: Gene McCarthy

I feel the need for... Light speed!!!

By: Chris Ocheltree

"Pardon me, do you have any Darth Poupon?"

By: David Prins

Safest driver ever, he'll never hit anybody.

By: Anthony Abiento

The Stig's Imperial cousin.

By:Pedro Casinhas

Congrats to the winners and major thanks to all who participated! 'Like' our page on Facebook to keep up with the latest caption contests as well as all your Star Wars news.

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Caption Contest Results | 1/30/14

By: Benjamin Hart

We're back, once again, with another batch of caption contest results! This week our Facebook fans submitted some fantastic captions for this photo of Doctor's Who's Peter Capaldi on board the Tantive IV. Thanks to all the voters, the best captions are featured below:

1st Place | By: Dave Mally Malpass

2nd Place

Grand Moff TARDIS.

By: Mike Shaffer

Revenge of the Time Lords.

By: John Santiago

"Just one question, do you happen to know how to fly this thing?"

By: Dominic Jones

The Force seems a bit wibbly wobbly, do you need some help?

By: Diego Kal-El Martinez

3rd Place

"If you only knew the power of the Doctor."

By: Charles Lee

No one suspects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

By: John Jordan

This is not the Time Lord you're looking for.

By: Scott T. Walker

What where is my TARDIS this is not The TARDIS?

By: Kenny Kraly Jr

I find your lack of TARDIS disturbing.

By: James Caruso

You must have me confused for some other lord!

By: Matthew Low

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those jelly babies!"

By: Kate Mora

Commander, search this ship until you've found those plans. And bring me the Daleks, I want them alive!

By: Connor Kilgour

"Vader, give me back my sonic screwdriver, it's not a light saber."

By: Kevin Huchin

Congratulations to the winners and big thanks to everyone that participated! If your caption didn't place this time, not to worry! A new caption contest is poster to our Facebook page every week, so be sure to 'Like' it.

Photo via Retro Star Wars and kudos to whoever photoshopped the original!

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Caption Contest Results | 1/24/14

By: Benjamin Hart

We're back with another round of caption contest results! This week the featured photo is one of legendary director Irvin Kershner riding a Tauntaun on Empire's Echo base set. We asked for captions, and our awesome Facebook fans answered the call. Scroll down to see the captions they submitted and voted for:

1st Place | By: John Santiago

2nd Place

He was having so much fun, nobody really had the heart to tell him the tauntaun was dead...

By: Adam McGlynn

Ma, can I have another quarter to ride again?

By: Brian Simmons

And I thought they were fun on the outside.

By: Derek Archie Piche

3rd Place

Bring the jumper cables the Tauntaun so cold it won't start!

By: Chris Bad-Decision Jolley

Irvin came in like a wrecking ball!!!!

By: Adam McGlynn

"Then I'll see you at the OSCARS!!!!"

By: Happy Thurman

"So take a left at Echo Base, keep going through the snowstorm and you'll be at the Wampa cave in minutes."

By: Chris Gelderd

"It's the Tauntaun that made the Kentucky Derby in less than 12 parsecs!"

By: Hans E. Drasher 

Congrats to the winners and big thanks to everyone who was involved! 'Like' our Facebook to make sure you get a heads up on the next caption contest!

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Caption Contest Results | 1/16/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are again with more caption contest results! This week we featured this photo of the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Vader, staring down another iconic villain: Dark Helmet from the infamous Star Wars spoof Spaceballs. Our Facebook fans submitted tons of captions and voted for their favorites. The results are below:

1st Place | Jim Pettersson

2nd Place

Aren't you a little short to be a Dark Lord of the Sith?

By: Joe Prasek

I think Vader is gonna want a refund from Kamino.

By: Adam McGlynn

"You went over my helmet??!!"

By: Lisa Pearlman

Yeah...you go into the throne room first and say "the Rebel Fleet is amassing near Sullust!" And then leave, then I walk in and I'll be all like "I sense Skywalker is with them!" Trust me it will be hilarious!

By: Clyde Smith

Dad, you said this wouldn't make me look like a bobble head.

By: J.p. Dunn

Aren't you a little short for a Vader?

By: Chris Britcher

I shall call him mini me.

By: Denny Stenberg & John McPartland

So, have you ever flown Ludicrous speed? I bet you haven't.

By: John Geordge

3rd Place

Not funny Luke.

By: Zach Case

Finally my mini-me.

By: Hershil Patel

"I find your lack of height disturbing"

By: Jason Eccentric Mick & Benjamin James

No, Luke, I will not take you trick or treating looking like that.

By: Roman Pastuch

So, then we're agreed... Good is dumb.

By: Ben Godby

There was a problem with the cloning process.

By: Aaron Fortytwo Gallegos

Are you mocking me??? I feel like you're mocking me.

By: Vicente Javier Gonzalez

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

By: Kevin Richmond, Cody Walton & John Walin

How dare you go over my helmet!!!!

By: Julian Douglas

I find your lack of movies after '97 disturbing.

By: David Reuben Fink III

As always, congrats to the winners and big thanks to everyone who participated! Keep an eye on our Facebook page for future caption contests (almost) every week.

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Caption Contest Results | 1/8/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are again with another round of caption contest winners! This week we featured this photo of a creative cosplayer that mashed up Indiana Jones with a Stormtrooper. Our fans on Facebook to took captioning it, and voting for their favorite captions. The hilarious results are below!

1st Place | By: Erin Gaffney

2nd Place

Aren't you a little fat to be a Stormtrooper Indy?

By: Luke Allen

Harrison... go home! You're drunk!

By: John Gale

Indiana Trooper in Raiders of the Lost Death Star.

By: David Hackett

Junior, that will never get us past the Nazis. Quit playing around.

By: Tom Zuehlsdorff

"Ewoks! Why did it have to be Ewoks?"

By: Ryan Weavell

Throw me the rebels, I throw you the whip.

By: John Boutin

Star Wars Episode VII: Attack of the Jones

By: Adam McGlynn

TK-421 and the Raiders of the Lost Sandcrawler. Coming to a theater near you.

By: Zacc Hiatt

3rd Place

Aren't you a little short for a Risk taking, artifact chasing, College professor?

By: Timothy M Estep

Friends don't let friends mix genres....

By: Adam McGlynn

HJJ-421, why aren't you at your post?

By: Eric Ford

Why did it have to be Mynocks? I hate Mynocks.

By: Jason Wotring

Aren't you a little short for Indiana Jones?

By: Chris Panuzzo

Aren't you a little fat to be a grave robber?

By: Kubkowski Rob

Professor of Archaeology, master of the occult... obtainer of rare Droids.

By: Benjamin Burnham

Big thanks to everyone who participated this week, and congrats to the winners! 'Like' our Facebook page and be on the lookout for future caption contests every week.

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Caption Contest Results | 1/3/14

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are with the first caption contest of 2014! We're off to a great start with this photo of Yoda, who appears to be having a great new year. We asked our Facebook fans to caption it and vote for their favorite captions. The hilarious results are below!

1st Place | By: Martin Bullock

2nd Place

Join the drunk side of the Force!
By: Peppe Andrade

Beer leads to Jaeger, Jeager leads to hangover, hangover... leads to suffering....
By: Adam McGlynn

A Jedi's strength flows from the bottle...
By:Jerry Loera

When 900 bottles of champagne you reach, look as good, you will not...mmm?
By: John Pensabene


3rd Place

Party or party not, there is no try.
By: John Kallner & Katelyn Hess

The Force I have! Double Tequila I want…
By: Javier Martínez

"Officer, drunk, I am not"
By: John Anthony Fazio

How you like me now Disney!
By: Adam Johnson

Go Home Yoda. Your drunk.
By: Jeffrey S Thompson

Like it was 1999, I did party.
By: Kristi Dahl Balch

The one point where Yoda speaks normally.
By: Bob Farrell

Congratulations to the winners, and big thanks to everyone who participated! 'Like' our page on Facebook and keep an eye out for future caption contests.

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Caption Contest Results | 12/20/13

By: Benjamin Hart

Here we are once again with another batch of captions! This week we keep the holiday theme going with this photo of Darth Vader in Santa's sleigh. This one generated a ton of captions on our Facebook page, check out the best ones below...

1st Place | By: Rob Fossey

2nd Place

Luke, I've felt your presents!

By: Mark Donaldson

"Now this is podracing."

By: James Dilley

I find your lack of Christmas spirit disturbing.

By: Michael Harris

Darth Sleighder.

By: Chris Panuzzo

3rd Place

"Join me, and we shall rule the elves together."

By: Gene McCarthy

I find your lack of Reindeer disturbing.

By: John Bounds

"I want every part of this sleigh checked! I sense something...a jolly old presence I have not felt since..."

By: Fifty Shades Of Lightsaber

I sense presents, presents I have not felt since...

By: Jordan Bishop

What is thy Christmas wish, my master?

By: Aaron Imgonnaeatyourface Dennis

Luke, join me and together we can celebrate 12 days of Sithmas.

By: Will Rickard

I find your lack of being on the naughty list disturbing.

By: Matt Sweitzer

Merry sithmas.

By: Chris Britcher

The hell with Empire, I'm going to be Santa Claus.

By: Alejandro Cesar Sanchez

I find your lack of cheer disturbing.

By: Rob J Lopez

Congrats to the winners and big thanks to everyone who participated! 'Like' our Facebook page and keep an eye out for future caption contests.

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Caption Contest Winners | 12/13/13

By: Benjamin Hart

The Christmas season is upon us and that means a holiday themed edition of the caption contest! This week our Facebook fans captioned this photo an AT-AT with Antlers and a red nose. The hilarious results are below!

1st Place | By: Benjamin Faucher & John Jordan

2nd Place

"....Then one snowy Hothmas Eve, Vader came to say..."

By: Andrea Kristina

"Happy Hoth-idays from us here at the Empire!"

By: Alec Walberg

Then one day on the Battle of Hoth's Eve... Vader came and said..... This AT-AT with it's nose so bright.... will Transport me to my Lightsaber fight.

By: Nicholas Louis Onorato

Sir, I understand that you're into the whole holiday spirit thing, but all the other AT-AT crews are laughing and calling us names.

By: Brett Marlar

Luke got run over by a Walker

Coming home from Hoth on Christmas Eve

Now you can say there's no such thing as the Empire 

But as for me and the Rebels we believe

By: Zac Sharkbait Arnold

3rd Place

You cant harpoon that 12 point AT-AT, they're endangered.

By:Toni Shelton

"Won't let me play in your Rebel games, will ya?"

By: Phillip Mark Williams

Inform the Commander that Lord Vader's reindeer have arrived.

By: Brandon McGowan

"Target the shield generator. Maximum nosepower!"

By: Mick O'Donoghue

Hey rebel scum, remember all those names you used to call me?

By: Jordan Green

Red Nosed Five... standing by.

By: Jeff Caffrey

Grandma got run over by an AT-AT, running back to Echo Base trying to flee...

By: John Stegmaier

Used to laugh and call him names......USED TO!

By: Adam Johnson

Congrats to the winners and thanks to all who participated! Be sure to 'Like' us on Facebook to get a heads up on future caption contests! Merry Christmas and may the Force be with you!

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Caption Contest Results | 12/6/13

By: Benjamin Hart

We're back with more captions! This week we featured this photo of Darth Vader having some fun on our Facebook page and asked our fans to caption it. The hilarious results are below!


1st Place | By: Andrea Kristina

2nd Place

They see me rolling ... They choking ...

By: Rebecca Abel

I find your lack of speed disturbing.

By: Jimmy Cumbest

Disney cutbacks, new Death Star.

By: Mike Fallon

Join me, and together we can rule the Serengeti as father and son!

By: Jason Jenkins

And here we see a lone Vader, stalking his prey.

By: Dave Hicks

3rd Place

"Now this, is better than podracing."

By: Daniel James Hurtado

I'm on the leader...

By: Chris Boetjer

I find your lack of speed disturbing.

By: Chris Britcher

Geez, you lose a couple Death Stars and they won't trust you with anything important...

By: Adam McGlynn

Congrats to the winners and thanks to all who participated! Look for more caption contests every week on our Facebook page.

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