Rumor: Episode VII Audition Script Revealed

By: Dominic Jones

The website Furious Fanboys has discovered that the company organizing the open casting calls for what is reportedly Star Wars Episode VII, will send you the script for you audition ahead of time.  The script features the two characters 'Rachel' and 'Thomas' having a conversation in a 'barn'.  Check it out below:

Rachel labors to bear Thomas’ weight as they inch their way down the deserted road, blood dripping from his leg. He’s trying to stomach an apple.

THOMAS
(kidding)
Can’t you go any faster?

RACHEL
Shut up and eat your apple.

He enjoyed that. But every step is sheer agony on the leg.

RACHEL
There’s a barn a little farther up the road…

INT. BARN – LATE DAY

A big BARN, dark and damp. Rachel covers the floor with hay, and then lays out her sleeping bag. Thomas looks through her backpack for anything he can use as a bandage.

RACHEL
You need rest…

She lowers him down – which puts her face mere inches from his open would. She cringes without meaning to.

THOMAS
Sorry. I know it’s -

RACHEL
It’s fine. I’m just, not a big fan of blood.

THOMAS
Ya know, for such a tough girl you’re kind of squeamish.

RACHEL
Your fever’s still up. And we have to get some more food in you.

THOMAS
I’m not hungry.

RACHEL
It wasn’t a request.

She sits down next to him and takes out a loaf a bread.

THOMAS (CONT’D)
Rachel, thanks for coming to get me.

RACHEL
Family has to stick together,
Right?

She starts to rise. He grabs her hand – dead serious:

THOMAS
Listen, if I don’t make it -

RACHEL
Sssshh.

THOMAS
But if I don’t…

Before he can finish, she drops down next to him and looks him dead in the eye.

RACHEL
You’re not going to die. I forbid it. Okay?

THOMAS
Okay.

RACHEL
Get some sleep.

THOMAS
What about you?

RACHEL
I will. In a bit.

Now, I'm sure you're thinking to yourself, that doesn't sound much like Star Wars names, locations, or situations.  It's being suggested that this was an attempt to hide the fact that this is Star Wars.  

So better get started practicing those lines if you plan on being the next big star of Star Wars.   But be weary, as much as we think it's Episode VII, it could be some other Disney film (although, I'll find it hard to feel sorry for you find yourself starring in some other massive Disney movie when you thought you auditioning for Episode VII.)

Source:  Furious Fanboys

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